Guest writer, Dad

Hey Jon:
In keeping with your funny store incident stuff:

I'm in Rite-Aid Drug store purchasing a few things and converge simultaneously at the front check out area with a young Huntington yuppie lady and a stooped over old woman struggling with a quart of milk and a quart of soda that she is carrying. The old lady looks plaintively at the yuppie lady and says "oh were you first on line?"

The yuppie lady quickly dismisses her and says "Yes I was first" and moves ahead of her in the next to be served position. The old lady continues to struggle holding on to her stuff and after a minute or two the yuppie lady begins to feel guilty about what she had done and looks back to the old lady and says "aah.. why don't you go ahead of me."

The cashier calls out "Next please!" and the old lady steps up to the cash register and orders 2 packs of Marlboros!

I thought you might like that.

Dad