Brooklyner's Guide to Embroidered Squirrels

Join our residential community, full of trust fund hipsters perpetuating the bitchification of Brooklyn in ways that you have only dreamed of.

Owen, Apt. 3912: Loves playing acoustic guitar on the spacious roof patio, writing songs for his indiepop band Autumn, An Empire.

Madison, Apt. 3733: Manages an etsy shop from her spacious studio, embroidering field guide squirrel illustrations onto unisex messenger bags.

Caius, Apt. 2415: Somehow manages to afford $2,200 a month on an unpaid internship.

Yuki, Apt. 1901: Hosts loft parties at L stops that you have never heard of.

Katarina, Apt. 1713: Shoots female empowering pornography on South Side Williamsburg rooftops.

Morgan, Apt. 1122: Blogger.